she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
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