If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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