Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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