i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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