His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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