I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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