no. you can't hotbox the world.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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