Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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