I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
