went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
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