Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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