I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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