Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
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