fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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