I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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