I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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