I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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