So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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