i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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