Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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