I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
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I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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