Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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