I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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