I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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