Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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