i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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