I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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