do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
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