all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
foreskin is a definite game changer
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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