My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
We have so much sex to catch up on
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Randomize