and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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