And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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