I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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