Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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