I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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