I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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