I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
My hand turned me down
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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