it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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