you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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