ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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