I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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