he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
The power of my boobs compel you
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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