Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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