I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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