Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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