Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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