If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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