Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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