Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
there is glitter all over my balls
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