There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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