their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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