Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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