I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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