I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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