well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
