he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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