I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Randomize
