I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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